Thank You For Visiting Noiz: A Glittering, Decadent Lesbian Nightclub Open All-night, Every Evening | GO Magazine


Whenever was the very last time you visited a lesbian club? Maybe not a lesbian celebration. Perhaps not a lesbian bar. Perhaps not a lesbian evening. I would like to discover large, pulsating, base-line moving lesbian groups, possessed by queer women and prioritizing queer women’s identities


all-night, every evening.


Instead of sit right here enjoying the tumbleweed roll across our very own screens, we’ll hazard a reckon that the clear answer is not – with some exceptions. Either


you had been lucky enough to blow an untamed night at


London’s Lick Your Club


, which started for a rather hot second in the summertime of 2019, and hung-up its dancing footwear – in such a case, twerking sneakers – within months. Perhaps you gallivanted in Colombia or South Korea inside time, and managed to party in Los Angeles Moza (Bogotá) or Pink Hole (Seoul) before they sealed down, also. Or you’ve gone to Noiz, a lesbian (owned and top priority) pub that’s been throwing dance events during Athens for 18 decades.


The towering dance club sits on an active roadway, beckoning you in along with her cushiony red carpet. You’re greeted by large femmes on door seeking IDs and evidence of inoculation (or negative rapid test). As soon as you’re in, within minutes of coats down, an obscenely sexy queer person – sharp jawline, deep brown sight, short hair from the back and edges – asks if you would like a drink. Prior to starting looking up routes to Greece, no, it’s not that simple to hook-up here: the sensuous individual promoting the first circular is actually a member of staff, and this also prompt solution belongs to Noiz’s appeal.


“i’ve just gay individuals doing work for me personally,” manager Mary Psaroudaki tells GO. She additionally operates two different queer pubs in Athens, producing this lady quite the lifestyle mogul. I are not able to ask if she only uses really attractive gays, nevertheless truly appears by doing this.


The regal tone set of the red carpet continues within the cavernous dance club, with orange chandeliers and Grecian busts meeting disco balls and neon-lit ‘dare is uncommon’ signage. Every inches was created by Mary’s lover of 13 many years and “very big love” Tanya Papadaki. “she is my muse for doing business,” Psaroudaki  says. “she is an inside designer, A-Z, whatever you see in Noiz, is her idea. Always mention the girl,” Psaroudaki adds sweetly, wanting to respect her muse.


“Every four years we redesign my venues – with the aid of Tanya of course. Men and women have bored stiff quickly, and that means you need to keep things fresh,” states Psaroudaki. “It’s exactly about value. You must show esteem for the lesbians, gays, queers, by continually investing in your own locations, by providing returning to the community. You can’t take.”


Searching the lively location, it really feels like all those things offering is paying off. Ladies apply plum lip stick while gazing into peacock tri-fold mirror mirrors, before opening into ecstatic dance with regards to colleagues. Noiz, like the doorway employees, is providing the greatest femme power, acting as an incubator for young women, students mainly, gay, bi, queer, directly, who knows, all glammed upwards your sight of not one person but themselves.


Everyone else sips doubles of who-cares-what-spirit and mixers, and is also whirring from fizzy nice flavor of vibrant nights (and light hangovers), that will have them all ripping within the dancefloor till 6 a.m. It really is very good watching such exuberant sipping and dancing, these unleashed womanliness, in a huge club where 2% of this patrons tend to be males (a couple of whom had been on opposite corners from the club scrolling through Grindr, before uniting over a vodka-coke). Geri Halliwell’s



Raining Men



ironically stations through Noiz’s sound-system, because fiercely rains females all night very long.


Managing out of the large femininity, a beautiful dykier-presenting staff actually starts to amass. All seem to have one item of clothing from the (un)official consistent on the lesbian international: beanie, Vans, frayed Bermuda short pants, oversized tees, fades and container tops disclosing sculpted shoulders from use a sport team. They truly are at the front, proper by porches, secure within the information that this pub is made for them.


Geri Halliwell included, the soundtrack is totally set for per night of unabated obtaining free from the dancefloor. Tonight could be the very best smorgasbord of international party bangers I’ve heard at a celebration.


DJ Milena, Noiz’s resident


, takes you globe-trotting with large base bangers from Italy (Maneskin’s



Zitti E Buoni



), Brazil (MC Neguinho’s



Beibe would Biruleibe Leibe



), Algeria (Mohamed Ramadan & Gims’



Ya Habibi



) and Greece (Eleni Foureira’s



Ti Koitas



), plus a little bit of



Mambo No.5



once and for all measure. It really is a set that is really fitting to owner Psaroudaki’s wanderlust. “i am to several nations across the world, above 80,” she states. “It is my pastime understand new-people, different ethnicities not to mention i am to a lot of homosexual or lesbian bars.”



During Busta Rhymes’



Arab Cash



, we are often hit by a old Greek power cut, or even the speakers hit. We sit-in silence for some times, although the beautiful staff members fixes the technical problem and also the audience chants “DJ Milena, DJ Milena,” showing appreciation on her blending expertise. Eventually, the standard comes back as strobe lighting pierce through the haze of tobacco smoke haunting the venue. Little orange lights dart all over pub like fireflies as men and women recommence their unique evening of cigarette smoking and dance in complete euphoria.


Enjoying everyone else being thus young, so homosexual, very complimentary, thus high on glucose and spirits, I ponder just how various later part of the puberty would-have-been for so many folks if we’d had an incubatory lesbian hub like this. Let’s say every city had a permanent venue making it possible to entirely let loose while celebrating and increasing in the identification, day-after-day of every week? At very nearly 20 years old, Noiz is a popping stalwart the young queer ladies neighborhood in Greece. “Thank Jesus,” states Psaroudaki, “and thank the lesbians.”



Noiz Club Athens




, 78 Konstantinoupoleos Avenue, Gazi, Athens, available 11:45 p.m. until 6 a.m. on weekends, until 4 a.m. during week.